My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest. — Unknown (via perfect)

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syntaxbitch:

Fighting with your best friend.

xxdollpartsxx:

If the only way you can get sex is by getting a female so drunk where she can’t consent and wouldn’t do so otherwise, then your dick game is hella weak and I hate you.

And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. Jane Austen, from Sense and Sensibility (Penguin Classics, 2003)

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sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

little-marvelcu-things:

Captain America: The First Avenger + Military Uniforms

for darrenisadaisy

This looks like a gender bender

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

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