thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

(via burdened-with-glorious-love)

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside. 

He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.

He hates everything.

But especially you.

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

(via burdened-with-glorious-love)

pinupqueen:

"i love u mommy please give me a chip"

pinupqueen:

"i love u mommy please give me a chip"

baital:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around


One Night of ceasing to give a single fuck about anything, let alone a cough. NyQuil’s got nothing on this shit.

baital:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

One Night of ceasing to give a single fuck about anything, let alone a cough.

NyQuil’s got nothing on this shit.

mountainsdontexist:

Welcome to NightVale, episode 48 - Renovations

mountainsdontexist:

Welcome to NightVale, episode 48 - Renovations

dannythequeerghost:

i-am-the-pizza-man:

thestoryso-near:

pepperwood-just-kiss-me:

gerard-you-little-shit:

What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical

That’s because he truly loves them and knows them

i love when that other one slaps his head like “nigga tryin steal my love gtfo”

THE ONE IN THE 3RD GIF THAT STARTS CRYING HES SO DISTRAUGHT

Gru: Worst Super Villain Ever

(via a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster)

I love continuing to express more and more aspects of myself because the more I’m myself, the more people either love it or don’t love it - and I’d rather people see my entire self and decide not to participate rather than presenting myself as acceptable for the masses. It’s a win-win situation because in the same breath I’m attracting people who absolutely love who I am. Brittany Josephina (via mindofataurus)

(via olddcassettes)