Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and heaving. Don’t worry. The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, Condos (via headofporridge)
thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

(via burdened-with-glorious-love)

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside. 

He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.

He hates everything.

But especially you.

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

(via burdened-with-glorious-love)

pinupqueen:

"i love u mommy please give me a chip"

pinupqueen:

"i love u mommy please give me a chip"

baital:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around


One Night of ceasing to give a single fuck about anything, let alone a cough. NyQuil’s got nothing on this shit.

baital:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

One Night of ceasing to give a single fuck about anything, let alone a cough.

NyQuil’s got nothing on this shit.

mountainsdontexist:

Welcome to NightVale, episode 48 - Renovations

mountainsdontexist:

Welcome to NightVale, episode 48 - Renovations