entropyofhamlet:

I don’t think I’ve ever disliked something that Joss Whedon worked on.

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via sherlockedcumberbabe)

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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We have always been a nation of immigrants… who hate the newer immigrants. On the Republicans’ hatred of immigrant children coming to the U.S. hoping for a better life, JON STEWART, The Daily Show (via inothernews)

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skybluecas:

 How unfaithful man started praying. How an angel lost his wings trying to fix the world. How a boy went too far, with nothing but good intentions. 

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shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

(via jossmayfair)

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*

BALLIN’

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*

BALLIN’

  • Phil Coulson: We've gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
  • Melinda May: Probably Ward.